1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,755 Previously on desperate housewives... 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,548 Your spleen has wandered close to your heart. 3 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:07,216 We're gonna take it out. 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,092 Get your insurance figured out by then 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,552 There was the bad news 6 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,845 It's the cop I want you to talk to 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,013 His name is Solomon 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,681 The file on Noah�s daughter 9 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,350 The discomforting news 10 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:17,476 Thanks 11 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,645 Are you hiding someone in your house? 12 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,439 Tell me your secret, I'll understand 13 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,190 OK 14 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,526 and the news no one should know 15 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,486 But you tell me yours first 16 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,992 Once a month, the cr�me de la cr�me of Fairview society 17 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:39,164 would attend a semi-formal lunch at the home of Maxine Bennett. 18 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:42,334 Everyone loves these elegant get-togethers 19 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:43,669 Everyone that is, 20 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:49,800 but a certain red headed housewife who is convinced Maxine was a liar 21 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:54,388 You see, Maxine like to brag that she did all her own cooking 22 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:58,642 and because each course was served promptly, 23 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:01,812 presented with flare 24 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,816 and it was positively mouth watering 25 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:09,570 Bree knew Maxine had had some help 26 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,156 and sadly for Maxine... 27 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,034 Bree intended to prove it 28 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,414 Maxine, once again, this entire lunch is just out the swirl 29 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,749 I just have to get the number of your caterer 30 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,126 What a nice compliment. 31 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,628 No, I'm afraid this is all my doing 32 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,797 This was a triumph, an absolute triumph 33 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,258 Oh, come on, do you honestly expect us to believe 34 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,803 that you had the time to prepare a six-course meal for ten women 35 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,348 Even I couldn't make this and have time to get ready for a party 36 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:42,519 Well, perhaps you're just not as organized as I am 37 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,231 If you excuse me 38 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,109 Bree, what's got into you? 39 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,820 I have the same recipe for English plum pudding 40 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,239 It takes six hours to prepare 41 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,701 How would you have time to make all this and everything else that we ate today 42 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,370 This's not the pudding of an honest woman 43 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,748 FBI, open up 44 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,124 What on earth... 45 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,218 looking for a Maxine Bennett 46 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,135 I'm Maxine 47 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,054 We have a warrant. This is the premier's mail 48 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,681 A warrant? I'm in the middle of a luncheon 49 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:20,933 Over here 50 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,229 Found her 51 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,816 Maxine Bennett, you are under arrest, 52 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,860 for involuntary servitude 53 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,820 Is this the woman who locked you up? 54 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:49,253 Bree, what's going on? 55 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,756 Well, I'm not sure, but I think Maxine had a slave 56 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:57,803 I can't believe it, I just can't believe it 57 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,388 But Bree could 58 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,682 you see, for her 59 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:05,227 the proof was in the pudding 60 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,357 Desperate housewives Season 2 Episode 14 61 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:16,405 The world is filled with unlikely friendships 62 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:20,158 Odd pairings that to the casual observer 63 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,954 make absolutely no sense at all 64 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,498 But if we look closer, 65 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:29,877 we can see why these alliances formed 66 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:36,925 After all, a shared purpose can give even mortal enemies common ground 67 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,510 Bree, 68 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,678 we have a question for you 69 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:40,888 Oh, what is it? 70 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:44,141 Well, we were just wondering, actually, we were curious about...uh... 71 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,809 What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite? 72 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,728 Yeah, that 73 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:49,980 Excuse me 74 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,940 Well, from the day that dead body showed up, 75 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,777 nobody was yelling 'oh, the Applewhites are involved other than you 76 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,280 and the next thing we know, you are having Betty over for poker? 77 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,072 What??? 78 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,074 She makes it sound like we are angry, we are not angry 79 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,034 I'm a little angry 80 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:05,204 Can we talk about this later? I have ice-cream in here 81 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,497 Bree, could this flip-flop have something to do with 82 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:10,042 the fact that Daniel is dating Matthew? 83 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,086 Yeah, that would get her 84 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:14,880 Who told you that? 85 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,174 - Mrs. McClosky- she saw them making out in the park 86 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,467 - Eddie! - What? 87 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,344 Can't you sugar-coat a little? 88 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:24,264 I did, he had his hand down her shirt 89 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,602 Bree, we know that you have a good reason for wanting Betty to hang out with us 90 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,356 We just wondered if you could clue us in a little 91 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:35,067 When it comes to Betty Applewhite, I know what I'm doing 92 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,194 and you two are just gonna have to trust me 93 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,987 and if you can't do that, 94 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,406 then perhaps I've over-estimated the depth of our friendship 95 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,868 Now, if you excuse me 96 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,912 What a bitch! 97 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,790 - Eddie, can you ... - I was sugar-coating it 98 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,595 Oh, hey...none of that in ear 99 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,099 Come on, maybe if we are remind them I'm shacking up with a senior VP, 100 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,684 they'll stop killing all my pitches 101 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,353 You've only been here for a week, why don't you give yourself a break? 102 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:12,187 Honey, you know the ad game, 103 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,649 we got to serve amount of time before mockery kicks me into the curb 104 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,651 Look, I'm just asking you ... 105 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:21,196 jump in every once in a while, throw me some of the ??? on the work path 106 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:25,158 I can't protect you, you're gonna have to find a way to click with Ed yourself 107 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,247 And then the pig, he rubs on his stomach, and he goes...' 108 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:34,626 Farm Fresh Bacon? I'll make a piggy out of you too' 109 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,300 So... 110 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,136 the pig actually eats the bacon? 111 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,053 Uhuh, yeah 112 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,974 I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme 113 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,063 Well,Tom, why don't you pitch them the other idea you came up with last night? 114 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,483 You know, the one where people love bacon so much that they wanna keep it a secret? 115 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:02,237 What, like a secret underground society of bacon eaters? 116 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,989 Well, like my collage fraternity where, 117 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:07,618 you know, everybody wanted in, but we only take the coolest guys 118 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,746 You were Greek? 119 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,248 -Alpha Tau Megon ?? - I was Phi Kappa?? 120 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:14,249 You? 121 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,127 And I don't remember you happened to be that cool to play JTO 122 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,713 Look, if I had a nickle for every fi-cap 123 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,673 that I tag 'naked' to a free way sign 124 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,717 Scavo, if you were my pledge, I'd make you my bitch 125 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,469 Oh, you think so? 126 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:29,556 You know what, I�m liking this whole fraternity ankle 127 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,852 Yeah, you know, let�s talk about it over lunch 128 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,313 You're buying 129 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,775 Go 130 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,163 Hello, what�s going on? 131 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,624 Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone 132 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,042 This is Xiao Mei 133 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,545 She's the young lady who's forced to work for Maxine Bennett 134 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,422 Oh, the slave 135 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:04,091 Wow, 136 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,509 looks well fed 137 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,011 The church is making arrangements for her to return to China 138 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,889 But until then, she needs a place to stay 139 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,600 So I offered her our guest room 140 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,727 Really? 141 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,857 Baby, can I talk to you for a second? 142 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:22,651 Oh, you nuts 143 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,152 It's only for a couple of days 144 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:28,907 Oh, this time, you are quickly becoming Father Crowley's go-to guy for charity cases 145 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,117 And that's a bad thing? 146 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,787 When he turns our house into a catholic underground ??,YES! 147 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,205 You know who you are, Gabby? 148 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,458 You are the kind of person who'd turn away Mary and Joseph from the inn 149 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,920 Well, they should've called ahead 150 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,973 Don't brush your hair at the table 151 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,516 Are you talking to me? 152 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,059 Does this mean you've finally forgiven me? 153 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:59,271 Why should I? You've betrayed this family and you're not even sorry 154 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,315 Don't be such a drama queen 155 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,358 If the Applewhites go to the police 156 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,028 and tell them that your brother ran over Mrs. Solis, 157 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:09,198 he could go to prison. 158 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,491 How can you not understand that? 159 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,536 They won't talk about Andrew as long as you don't go to the police about Caleb 160 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,538 What does this Caleb do exactly? 161 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,124 And why on earth are they hiding him? 162 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,417 Why don't you go to Mrs. Applewhite 163 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:24,004 and tell her you really need to know what's going on? 164 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,217 I bet if you were really nice, she�d tell you the truth 165 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,344 Is that what you really think, Danielle? 166 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,887 I should go to Mrs. Applewhite 167 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:36,016 be nice and then she'll hand over all her secrets? 168 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,559 Yeah 169 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,940 When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky 170 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:48,153 I possessed beauty, wit, cunning and insight 171 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:53,033 These four weapons all women needed to survive in the world 172 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,743 So? 173 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,746 So take good care of your looks, Danielle 174 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:01,583 You don't have any other weapons at your disposal 175 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,549 Hi, 176 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,175 I need an operation on my spleen, 177 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,010 and I just found out that I ran out of medical insurance. 178 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,596 Is there anyone I can sue? 179 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,517 After the embezzlement Launy let the policy lapse 180 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,978 Now he's in jail, and I'm gonna die 181 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,437 Susie, you are not gonna die 182 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,356 I'll get into it with the insurance company 183 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,109 No, there isn't time for you to deal with the red tape 184 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,529 My spleen is going crinin into my heart 185 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,072 I need that operation now 186 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,824 I'd loan you the money myself 187 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:38,120 But Eddie and I just plopped down our savings since ski condo 188 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:39,663 I don't need a loan 189 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,290 I need coverage 190 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,876 I mean what if there are complications 191 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,295 I don't have a safety net 192 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:49,047 ...please... 193 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,799 What in the hell are you doing? 194 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,801 I'm saying a little prayer 195 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,136 Uh, for puke sake 196 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:57,014 What? I'm desperate here, do you have any other ideas? 197 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,266 As a matter of fact, I do 198 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,852 What you need is a husband 199 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:02,936 What? 200 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,606 The only way to get a good health plan 201 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,690 is to marry into one 202 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,525 Eddie, come on 203 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:12,112 No, no, I think she's onto something 204 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,781 Yeah, if we find the guy with the right plan 205 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,159 you could have a sham waiting on a Monday night, and be 206 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,869 fully covered Tuesday morning 207 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,704 I can't believe you are actually considering this 208 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,790 The surgeon is slicing me open a week from tomorrow, 209 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,584 what other choice do I have? 210 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,129 All we have to do is to find a guy who's willing to marry you 211 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:35,928 You know, come to think of it, 212 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:40,891 a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all 213 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:50,275 Pad, we are all here, so send the call in as soon as you get it 214 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:57,908 200 bucks says you can't do that three times in a row 215 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,203 You catch three of those, 216 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,914 200 bucks 217 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,666 What do you say there, Scavo? 218 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,251 You are on. 219 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:10,003 - Here we go. - Ah-ah-ah-ah! 220 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,588 Thrown by me. 221 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:15,175 I'm sorry, I thought we were here to talk about the farm fresh rollout? 222 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,885 They gotta be catchable, big guy. 223 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,263 You just let me worry about the shooting. 224 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,306 Come on. 225 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,146 - that's one. - Guys... 226 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:29,857 oh! 227 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,692 Nice moves. 228 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:32,734 One more, big guy. 229 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,196 Guys, please... that's--all right. 230 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,741 - Ow! - Oh! 231 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,869 ow. 232 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,787 that wasn't even catchable! 233 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,372 Yeah, well, maybe not. 234 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,791 But it's totally worth the 200 bucks. Ahh! 235 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,168 Whoo! 236 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,919 Well, you got me. 237 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,754 You're a regular little monkey man! 238 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,965 Oh, I love this guy. 239 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,391 Oh. Hi. 240 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,519 Do you have to sit around all day? 241 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,189 I mean, shouldn�t you be out experiencing western civilization 242 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,691 while you have the chance? 243 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,653 what are you doing? 244 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:17,738 I fix. 245 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,573 No, this is couture! 246 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,867 This rip has to be fixed by an experienced tailor. 247 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,202 You can't just... 248 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:26,747 holy crap! This stitching is perfect! 249 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,790 Hungry? 250 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,590 Did you make all of this? 251 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:40,177 Oh! 252 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:44,097 For me? Okay. 253 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,269 Oh, my god! 254 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,187 You like? 255 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,231 I like a lot. 256 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,663 you like that? 257 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,915 yeah, that's nice. 258 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:13,877 Do you know what they do to people in china who speak out against the government? Hmm? 259 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,296 They put them in forced labor camps. 260 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,131 Isn't that awful? 261 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,341 Mm-hmm. 262 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:23,345 You know what I mean? It�s such a repressive regime. 263 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,597 We forget how good we have it. 264 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,266 Yes, we do. 265 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,854 Don't you think xiao-mei would like it better herein America? 266 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:37,192 I mean, where she could learn about freedom and democracy and stuff? 267 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,988 Does this have anything to do with you making xiao-meido housework? 268 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:41,613 What? 269 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,657 I came downstairs this morning and found her waxing the floor. 270 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,034 She told me you asked her to put on two coats. 271 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,662 Well, first of all, that was her idea. 272 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:52,291 Second of all, I can't have this conversation until you've tasted her crab puffs. 273 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,209 Oh... 274 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,966 She just got done being a slave. 275 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,177 I mean, she wants to go back to china... 276 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,013 and we can't force her to stay here and be our maid. 277 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,016 Well, who�s forcing her? We'll pay her whatever she wants. 278 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,018 And the best part is, with her r�sum�? 279 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,020 any wage will look good. 280 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,939 No way, baby. Mnh-mnh. 281 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,654 What? 282 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,408 What? What, so you don't get what you want, you just walk off and pout? 283 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,951 Oh, this isn't about me. 284 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,536 This is about our great nation. 285 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:33,332 And I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for 286 00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:38,295 and help spread the ideals and values of the united states of America. 287 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,968 And sometimes she is a little hard to stomach, but she means well. 288 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:45,594 Well, that�s-- 289 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,054 hi! Oh, here she is. 290 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,139 I came as soon as I got your message. 291 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,308 Is this... this is Gary Grantham 292 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,684 your future ex-husband. 293 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,353 - Wow, nice to meet you. - Hi. 294 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,272 Okay, listen, um, I've got to meet a client. I've got to go, 295 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,233 so just talk amongst yourselves, and 296 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,778 you two make a very handsome couple. 297 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,197 Oh. Yeah. 298 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,492 Uh,- hi.- hi. 299 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,160 So do you wanna get married on Wednesday? 300 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,120 'Cause Thursday and Friday I�m out of town. 301 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:16,458 Oh! Oh, yeah. Sure, that�s--Wednesday�s great. 302 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,751 I'm--I'm just curious... 303 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,963 how did Eddie convince you to do this so quickly? 304 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,756 Well, she explained your situation to me. 305 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,259 I'm sort of in need of a fake bride myself, so I figured, 306 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,760 what the heck? 307 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,428 Why would you need a fake bride? 308 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,807 Uh, I'm gay, and I've never come out to my mother. 309 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,392 - Really? - Yeah. 310 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,394 At first, I just didn�t want to upset her. 311 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,688 Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis, 312 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,232 and I started thinking, if I just kept my mouth shut, 313 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,818 then one day nature would take its course 314 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,238 and we could avoid what is sure to be a very ugly scene. 315 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,282 So what changed? 316 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,492 She told me at her81st birthday party last month, 317 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:54,329 the only reason she's hanging on is to see me get married. 318 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,166 Oh. Oh, so by marrying me... 319 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,835 yeah, I'd get my inheritance that much sooner. 320 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,714 No, but mostly, I wanna make sure she's happy. 321 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,844 well, you seem very nice, Susan. 322 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,306 Uh, it will be a pleasure being married to you. 323 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,765 Uh, likewise. 324 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,894 here, you can finish the rest of the fries. 325 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,152 Here's your mail 326 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,236 and your pills. 327 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,946 Ugh. 328 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,366 More pills? 329 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,166 Miss Tillman? 330 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,292 Hmm? 331 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,212 Where did this come from? 332 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,006 I don't know. It was in with your other mail. 333 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,887 Get me the phone. 334 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,607 Sullivan, it�s me. 335 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,860 I just got some news, and I need to get you involved. 336 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,531 Looks like Delfino's been holding out on me. 337 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,165 The next morning, Bree came up with a plan 338 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,502 to get to the truth she so desperately needed. 339 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,672 As she watched the Applewhites leave their house, 340 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,926 she thought of how much she had trusted the previous owners 341 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,053 and how much they... 342 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,514 had trusted her. 343 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:59,621 Caleb? Is that you? 344 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,794 hi. 345 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:09,381 I'm bree. I live down the street. 346 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:12,009 I'm a friend of your mother�s. 347 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,927 She's not home. 348 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,013 I know. Um... 349 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,682 I came to see you. 350 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,392 - Me? - Yes. 351 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,769 Your mother told me all about you and I thought it-- 352 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,521 it might be nice if, um, 353 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,107 we had a little visit. 354 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,778 I brought you some homemade cobbler. 355 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,036 oh,la,la,la,la,la 356 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,538 right here. Follow the doughnut, people. 357 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:44,583 Here we go. We got some people. Come on, come on. 358 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,751 Hey, hey What's going on? 359 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:51,590 Well, um, Ed bet tom that he wouldn't eat a doughnut out of the toilet. 360 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,800 Isn't it disgusting? 361 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,595 unh-unh! 362 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,430 It's gotta be fully dunked. 363 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:01,099 Now, I don't want the glaze to repel the water. 364 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,602 Whoa, slight delay, people. I'm requesting a scrub down. 365 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,438 Does anybody know where they keep the toilet brush? 366 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,942 Just for one second, okay? Just for one second. 367 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,652 Hey, I never thought I'd have to ask you this, 368 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,612 but are you about to eat a doughnut out of the toilet? 369 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:14,446 Yeah! 370 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,281 For the Galveston jewelers account. 371 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,533 I don't care! 372 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:18,700 You're not gonna do this! 373 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,994 Look, Lynette, you're the one who told me to find a way to click with ed. 374 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,288 Well, now we've got our thing, 375 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,207 and it's paying off for me! 376 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,334 That's because ed gets off on humiliating you. 377 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:30,587 Please, don�t do this! 378 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,714 We're waiting, scavo! 379 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,221 This is my moment. 380 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,478 so, caleb, besides your mother and brother, 381 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:50,482 does anybody else know that you're here? 382 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,401 No. 383 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,904 You're pretty. 384 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,241 thank you. That�s very sweet. 385 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:03,078 So where have you been living this whole time? Upstairs? 386 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,330 No. 387 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,416 I just moved upstairs. 388 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,084 My room's downstairs. 389 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,003 Downstairs? 390 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,589 In the basement. 391 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,550 You wanna see it? 392 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,745 Caleb, have you been down here all these months? 393 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,580 Yeah. 394 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:50,459 Did your mother make you wear those? 395 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,044 Most of the time. 396 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:54,588 Oh, my god! 397 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,134 Sweetheart, I don't understand. 398 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,347 Why in the world would your mother treat you that way? 399 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,808 I hurt a girl. 400 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,852 A girl? 401 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,981 Yeah. 402 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,320 And then she died. 403 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,364 Oh. 404 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,953 Her name was Melanie. 405 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,666 She was pretty. 406 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,795 Just like you. 407 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,970 Hi. 408 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:50,060 I thought you should know, I�m getting married. 409 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,563 To the doctor? 410 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,940 No! No. Ha! 411 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,860 No, to--to a gay guy. 412 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,611 How did you know about the doctor? 413 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,655 People talk. So you-- 414 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,782 you're marrying a gay guy? 415 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,159 I need health insurance, 416 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,036 um, 'cause I've got this wandering spleen and... 417 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,747 that sounds funny, "spleen wandering," but... 418 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,709 actually, it�s not funny 'cause it can bang into things... 419 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:17,421 so I need health insurance, so I'm getting married tomorrow. 420 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,299 And you probably think I�m crazy, right? 421 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,092 Well... can it wait? 422 00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,927 Um, the surgery? 423 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,220 No. 424 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,139 It can't wait. 425 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,810 I guess it's really not that crazy. 426 00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,771 how you doin', ma'am? 427 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,732 Susan, can you just give me a minute? 428 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,983 Oh, yeah. No, I'm sorry. 429 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:41,153 I--that was really... it. 430 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,156 What do you want? 431 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:45,949 It's not what i want, Delfino. 432 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,035 It's what Noah Taylor wants. 433 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,954 Where's his grandkid? 434 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:54,625 You know, let�s skip the part where you don't know anything about anything. 435 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,211 Mr. Taylor wants to chat. 436 00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,462 What if I say no? 437 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,340 Then I've gotta find the kid myself, 438 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:05,928 and my guess is, he or she is somewhere around here close. 439 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,472 Your old girlfriend-- 440 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,516 she's got a daughter, right? 441 00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:13,602 Maybe I should start by paying her a visit... 442 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,188 her daughter's not the one. 443 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,940 Yeah, well, given your track record, 444 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,984 I might wanna check that out for myself. 445 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:26,281 Tell him I'll be therein the morning. 446 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,664 Oh! 447 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,208 So pretty. 448 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:40,003 You like nice things? 449 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,923 that's why I think you're stupid, 450 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,050 for not wanting to stay here. 451 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:47,970 You could be around my nice things all the time, 452 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,347 taking care of them... 453 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,599 how fun would that be? 454 00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:57,062 Well, I�m sure it's a lot more fun than you'd have in that 455 00:23:57,271 --> 00:24:01,066 tiny, godforsaken village of yours. 456 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:07,698 You know, we�re probably more alike than people would guess. 457 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,575 I'm from a small town, too. 458 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,618 My folks had nothing. 459 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,620 That's why I love America. 460 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:16,582 Anything is possible. 461 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,463 Oh... 462 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,632 hmm, you like that? 463 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:27,801 No. 464 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,429 An old, fat stockbroker gave this to me. 465 00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:33,140 It's not worth anything. You can have it. 466 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,688 Oh... 467 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:43,400 oh! 468 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,738 It's okay. Glad you like it. 469 00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,908 You can brush my hair. 470 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,076 Oh! 471 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,091 - Hi. - Hi. 472 00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:12,846 Uh, this is the best I could do on such short notice. 473 00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,099 - Okay. - Okay. 474 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:24,816 Oh, uh, Susan, this is, uh, my best man, Steven. 475 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,068 He's also my life partner. 476 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:29,279 Oh, hi. It's nice to meet you. 477 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,116 Baby, be--be nice. Come on. 478 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,329 I'm sorry you have cancer. 479 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:38,914 Cancer? 480 00:25:39,081 --> 00:25:42,042 Isn't that the point of this whole charade? 481 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,127 Gary said you needed insurance. 482 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,255 Oh, yes. No, no, I do need insurance. 483 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:48,507 I just don't have cancer. I have A... 484 00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,760 wandering spleen. 485 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,138 I said it was like cancer. 486 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,765 Is there a problem? 487 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,642 No. No, everything's fine. 488 00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:00,561 Uh, let's just go to the chapel. 489 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,688 Shall we? 490 00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,983 I made a wedding cake. 491 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,526 I hope you enjoy it. 492 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,278 Oh! Uh... 493 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,451 so... are we ready to get started? 494 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,120 Oh, do you have a thing to play music? 495 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:20,873 I had Steven burn a little wedding mix for us,. 496 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:21,832 for ambience 497 00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:25,127 Sure, just, um, give me a sec 498 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,383 do you have a problem? 499 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,177 You said she was sick. 500 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,636 She is. 501 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,388 She has a wandering spleen. 502 00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:39,183 It sounds nothing like cancer. It doesn't even sound real. 503 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:41,101 Well, it is. I-I could die. 504 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,352 You look fine to me, honey. 505 00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,563 Don't do this. 506 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:48,483 I have asked you six times to fly with me to Holland to get married, 507 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,485 and you always have some la me excuse. 508 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:54,072 But the second some chick with a silly disease comes along, 509 00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:56,283 well, you drop everything and head for a chapel. 510 00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:57,868 Oh,no,it's a serious illness. 511 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:01,246 See, it just sounds silly �cause of the word "spleen." 512 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:02,664 What do you want from me? 513 00:27:02,873 --> 00:27:06,502 I want you to worry about my feelings half as much as you worry about your mother's! 514 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,128 What is it gonna take to make you happy? 515 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,671 Not go through with the wedding? 516 00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:10,464 Is that what you're asking? 517 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,424 Oh,oh! No,no,stop right there. 518 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:17,054 Okay, I would love to see you two crazy kids get hitched in Holland more than anyone, 519 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:21,099 with the tulips and the clogs, in front of a windmill, the whole shebang. 520 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,935 But unless I get this surgery, 521 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:26,563 my spleen is going to slam straight into my heart and explode. 522 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,316 So, you know, seeing as I am just a nice person 523 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,611 and I always support gay rights, let�s just do this. 524 00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:34,947 And then I'll have a husband and insurance. 525 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:37,282 Nobody gets hurt. 526 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,041 Steven, why...Steven! 527 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,002 - it's just... - yeah. 528 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:51,880 I'm so sorry. 529 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:53,048 My hands are tied. 530 00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:56,009 I'm really sorry. 531 00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,139 Steven, wait. Steven... where are you going? 532 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:08,063 what's love got to do, got to do with it? 533 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:10,983 Ah, finally got the sound system working. 534 00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:14,486 Where's the groom? 535 00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,251 Hey, susie Q. 536 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:34,464 What's wrong? For a newlywed, you don't have much spring in your step. 537 00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:36,925 I didn't get married. 538 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:38,468 Really? 539 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:44,433 We got to the altar, but the whole fake wedding thing sort of imploded. 540 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:49,104 Wow. I'm sorry. 541 00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:50,731 I still don't have insurance. 542 00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:53,233 I need to get that operation. I'M... 543 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:59,031 I'm really screwed. 544 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,993 well... 545 00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,415 why don't I just marry you? 546 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:09,041 What? 547 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,792 I've got a fantastic health plan. 548 00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:12,794 You'd be covered instantly. 549 00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:16,798 But... we were actually married. 550 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:21,803 Look,susie, I've always felt awful about walking out on you the way I did. 551 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,806 And I figure, if we do this, 552 00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:28,143 I'd basically be saving your life. 553 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:31,939 I figure I owe you one. 554 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:35,317 Karl... 555 00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,363 so what do you say? 556 00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:42,658 Will you marry me, Susan Mayer? 557 00:29:42,825 --> 00:29:44,868 again? 558 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:49,206 What the hell? 559 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:50,833 cool! 560 00:29:58,549 --> 00:29:59,383 what are we gonna do about Eddie? 561 00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:01,176 - We can't tell her. - She'd kill us both. 562 00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:03,804 Yeah, it'll be our little secret. 563 00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,476 We've really enjoyed having you as a guest. Right, Gaby? 564 00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:12,020 Absolutely. 565 00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:14,857 Xiao-mei, you are a very special girl, so... 566 00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:18,026 so you take care, okay? 567 00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:21,071 Oh! 568 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,369 Thanks for all your help, Carlos. 569 00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:29,663 my pleasure, father. 570 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,253 - Bye-bye. - Ladies? 571 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:39,756 please don't tell me you're crying 572 00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:41,675 just because you can�t have the maid you want. 573 00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:44,386 Carlos, she wouldn�t have been just a maid. 574 00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,930 She would have been the best damn maid ever. 575 00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:48,724 God, you�re pathetic. 576 00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:50,392 Shut up. 577 00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:52,686 hey, 578 00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:55,063 something's going on. 579 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,449 is there a problem? 580 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,618 Well, xiao-mei doesn't want to go back to china. 581 00:31:07,743 --> 00:31:10,370 She wants to stay here and work for you. 582 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:12,915 What? Why? 583 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,466 she says mares. Solis treated her with more kindness than she's ever known. 584 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:26,261 She now thinks of you two as family. 585 00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:28,972 Oh, really? 586 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:32,476 Oh, of course you can stay! 587 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,103 Oh! 588 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,190 Gaby... 589 00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:41,193 Carlos, she thinks of us as family. 590 00:31:47,324 --> 00:31:48,951 I'm ready to hear those farm fresh concepts. 591 00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:50,494 Conference room in five... 592 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:52,746 toilet boy! 593 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,375 you are so not allowed to complain to me. 594 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,210 I know. You were right, okay? 595 00:31:58,335 --> 00:32:01,213 So now I'm known throughout the advertising world as "toilet boy." 596 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,798 Tell him you're done with the games. 597 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:04,341 You don't wanna play anymore. 598 00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:05,759 No,no,no, I can't. I can't. 599 00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:08,136 If I back down now, he�ll see it as a sign of weakness. Look, 600 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,097 this is the way that guys do business. But-- 601 00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:11,682 so you called it. 602 00:32:11,849 --> 00:32:14,059 He made me his bitch. 603 00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:16,603 Come on. 604 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,943 Here you go. Oh. 605 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,236 You know, ed, I've been thinking. 606 00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:26,321 We've had a lot of fun and games around here lately, 607 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:30,993 but maybe it's time to set a slightly more professional tone in the office. 608 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,370 Oh, I get it. 609 00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:35,289 Somebody went running to mommy, didn�t he? Huh? 610 00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:36,206 What? 611 00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:37,583 Tom loses a few bets, 612 00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:40,294 so he tries to get his wife to make me back off? 613 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,338 Oh, this is so alpha tau. 614 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,757 I am gonna make him pay. 615 00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:48,302 No. No, you�re not gonna make him pay. 616 00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:51,430 You are gonna stop this now. 617 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:52,681 This is my company. 618 00:32:52,848 --> 00:32:57,728 If people wanna work here, they play by my rules. 619 00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,233 - Ed! - What? 620 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:06,069 I'm calling you out. 621 00:33:06,236 --> 00:33:07,654 Huh? Yes, you're right. 622 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:10,157 This is your company, so I'll play by your rules. 623 00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:13,744 What do I have to do to get you to stop this frat boy crap? 624 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:16,163 Shave my eyebrows? Come to work naked? 625 00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:17,080 Name your stakes. 626 00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:18,040 I don't have time for this. 627 00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,751 Aw, what's wrong, ed? 628 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:23,462 You afraid a phi kapp's gonna get beaten by a girl? 629 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:26,381 Come on, big man... 630 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:29,218 it's just a little bet. 631 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:37,643 As you know, I think that making the workplace fun is good for morale. 632 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:42,731 But Lynette here thinks that our shenanigans have gotten a little out of hand. 633 00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:45,275 oh, hold on. Hold on. 634 00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:47,611 I respect Lynette�s work ethic. 635 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:54,785 So we've decided to settle the matter with a little test of intestinal fortitude. 636 00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:58,121 If she can eat 637 00:33:58,288 --> 00:34:02,167 1 pound of our client's fine, farm-fresh pork product, 638 00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,294 raw... 639 00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:08,549 there'll be a moratorium on wagering in the office. 640 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:10,884 oh,oh! 641 00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:12,177 I know you are doing this for me. 642 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:13,220 You don't need to do this. 643 00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:14,680 I don't need you fighting my fights. 644 00:34:14,847 --> 00:34:16,557 I am not fighting your fights. 645 00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:18,350 This is my fight 646 00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:21,812 this is how guys do business, right? 647 00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:38,704 While we're young. 648 00:34:50,048 --> 00:34:52,593 no shame in defeat, Lynette. 649 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:55,220 No shame at all. 650 00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:11,028 oh, she's gonna do it. 651 00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:13,489 ohh! 652 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,703 oh,yes! 653 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:25,918 oh! 654 00:35:36,595 --> 00:35:37,554 oh,this is too much. 655 00:35:42,059 --> 00:35:43,227 oh! 656 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:47,773 what? 657 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,942 She took the bet. 658 00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:52,820 What? This is fun, people. 659 00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:56,448 she's got one more. 660 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,595 so... 661 00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:22,474 can this be a place of business again, ed? 662 00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:25,853 - No more games? - Sure. 663 00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:30,440 You sucked all the fun out of it anyway. 664 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:42,619 that was really something. 665 00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:44,872 Thanks. 666 00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:47,583 Could you scrounge me up a bucket? 667 00:36:58,093 --> 00:37:01,096 Caleb said a nice, red-haired lady came to visit him. 668 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,432 Come on in, betty. 669 00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:08,562 Get you a drink? 670 00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:10,397 This is not a social call, bree! 671 00:37:10,564 --> 00:37:14,109 Did you or did you not break into my home and talk to my son? 672 00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:17,905 Caleb and I had, uh, a very lovely chat. Yes. 673 00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:19,656 if you ever come near him again, 674 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:22,910 there will be hell to pay. Do you understand? 675 00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:29,082 Aren't you gonna ask me what we talked about? 676 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,001 The name,um... 677 00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:33,921 Melanie foster came up. 678 00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:38,634 I'm gonna pour you a drink now, betty, 679 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,261 because we're about to have a very honest discussion, 680 00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:45,307 and I think you're gonna need a little help getting through it. 681 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,146 his name's Zach young. 682 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:52,356 He lives with his father. 683 00:37:52,523 --> 00:37:54,691 Mother committed suicide about a year ago. 684 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,194 How did he end up with these people? 685 00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:58,737 How do you think? 686 00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:01,949 Deirdre was strung out, noah. She gave him up. 687 00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:03,826 I wanna see this boy. 688 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:06,995 Well, he�s got a new family now. I can't just snap my fingers and get him in here. 689 00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:08,831 Maybe not, but I can snap my fingers, 690 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:10,999 and detective Sullivan can make it happen. 691 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:12,167 - You don't wanna do that. - No? 692 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,794 Is that really the way you wanna meet him-- 693 00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:18,298 have that thug drag him in here so grandpa can give him a hug? 694 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:22,010 Fine. You bring him. I�ll give you two days. 695 00:38:22,219 --> 00:38:26,515 As you know, I�m on a bit of a clock here. 696 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:33,438 When Caleb was born, 697 00:38:33,605 --> 00:38:37,526 and the doctors discovered that he was different, 698 00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,736 I didn't even cry. 699 00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:47,369 It was the most painful moment of my life. 700 00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:49,872 I didn't shed a single tear. 701 00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:53,667 I just thought to myself, what�s the point? 702 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:55,794 He is my son, 703 00:38:55,961 --> 00:38:58,088 and I have to raise him 704 00:38:58,297 --> 00:39:00,340 as best I can. 705 00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:02,759 Now that's my job. 706 00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:07,055 In a lot of ways, I feel so blessed. 707 00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:08,891 Caleb is challenged, 708 00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:12,477 but he has such a sweet nature. 709 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:16,106 I'm sure you noticed that when you came to visit. 710 00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:18,859 Yes, I did. 711 00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:23,572 I also noticed that you had him chained in the basement. 712 00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:29,203 That's because of Melanie foster. 713 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:36,251 Melanie was a girl that Matthew dated. 714 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:38,337 She was a debutante. 715 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:40,923 And like typical teenagers, 716 00:39:41,089 --> 00:39:43,926 their relationship was full of drama. 717 00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:48,222 They were always breaking up and getting back together and breaking up. 718 00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:51,558 One night, after one of their big blow-ups, 719 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:57,356 Caleb somehow convinced Melanie to meet him down at our local lumberyard. 720 00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:01,985 I can only imagine that she thought he was bringing some kind of apology from Matthew 721 00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:04,363 but he wasn't. 722 00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:06,865 Caleb told Melanie 723 00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:09,660 he was in love with her, 724 00:40:09,827 --> 00:40:12,037 and that if he was her boyfriend, 725 00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:15,874 he would never break up with her... 726 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:19,378 and she laughed in his face. 727 00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:24,007 He tried to show her he was serious by kissing her... 728 00:40:24,466 --> 00:40:26,552 and she hit him. 729 00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:33,267 He doesn't remember a lot of what happened after that, but he-- 730 00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:38,146 he does know that he got very, very angry, and... 731 00:40:38,272 --> 00:40:43,193 and that there was an ax lying on the ground nearby him. 732 00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,197 Yes, 733 00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:51,660 my Caleb killed Melanie, 734 00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,872 but I couldn't let him go to jail... 735 00:40:55,664 --> 00:40:58,792 or worse, be put down, 736 00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:02,462 for what was really my crime. 737 00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:04,339 Your crime? 738 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:10,095 It was my responsibility. 739 00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:13,056 I was supposed to protect him from himself. 740 00:41:13,223 --> 00:41:15,851 I am his mother. 741 00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:19,521 That was my job. 742 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:36,622 The world is filled with unlikely friendships. 743 00:41:36,788 --> 00:41:38,832 How do they begin? 744 00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:42,377 With one person desperately in need, 745 00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:46,965 and another willing to lend a helping hand. 746 00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:49,092 When such kindness is offered... 747 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:54,973 We're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off. 748 00:41:57,226 --> 00:41:59,186 And before we know it... 749 00:41:59,478 --> 00:42:01,813 a bond has formed, 750 00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:06,193 regardless of whether others can understand it. 751 00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:12,407 Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day. 752 00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,952 No one understands this 753 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,414 more than the lonely. 754 00:42:19,581 --> 00:42:21,792 In fact, 755 00:42:21,834 --> 00:43:04,251 it's what they count on. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net